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ISBN: 9780895989628

Short story that describe the final day of the last standing house in a city devastated by a nuclear war.

Jonathan (Nicolas Cage) gets a list of numbers written down 50 years ago that have predicted disasters that wold happened in the future. Each one is listed with the numbers of deaths and he try to stop the three last ones on the list. The first two disasters are really well done and it’s nice to see a apocalyptic movie that do not miss the target .

Earth are invaded by invisible creatures of pure energy that turn people to dust. This film could be good if they characters was something else then idiots and they skipped the horrible speech to save the world. And please, by all that is good and holy, if you are a writer, you do not need a conflict in every line of script.

More manure in the Dead zombie series. One of the minor characters from Diary of the Dead is the lead in this one and it do not get any better. Please stop making this awful movies I can’t stand another one.

There was once a man that did three good zombie movies and when his work was done he set out to make shit for the rest of his life. This is the fifth of the Dead series of zombie films and true to his word this movie is really bad. Well I’m not sure that making movies that suck so bad like this is his official plan but I can not find any other way to explain how they can be so worthless.

This movie is filmed in documentary style so we get to enjoy the retard person that always put a camera in everybody face. Yep, like they would survive five minutes in a world where everyone got guns. They run around, they are stupid, there are bad effects work and lots of blood for no reason and in the end everybody dies and the last idiot look into the camera to say some words of wisdom about the human race.

The world is once again filled with bloodthirsty zombie creatures and stupid lead characters that you hate from the first frame. They try to escape to a military base, he gets bitten, she wish to save him, he turns into a brain eater, she runs around and screams.

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