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The Postman

admin — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:32:11 +0000

Film with Kevin Costner based on the novel with the same name. Costner mills around as the Postman for three hours and fail to get anywhere or get anything done. Things that do not matter is said and everyone he meets try to call him the postman as many time as possible. Overall this is just to long and if you need a dosage of the end of the world read the book.

The Night Eternal by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

vim — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 10:00:13 +0000

Two years has passed since the vampires blocked out the sun. Humans live in blood farms where the vampires milk them and only small groups of survivors continue to resist the vampire occupation. The people from the previous books now try to decipher the Occido Lumen, a book which may hold the key to defeat the vampires.

The Fall by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

vim — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:10:25 +0000

The vampire now try to start to take over the whole world. Wealthy people are lured with promise of immortality as they start to kill anyone that could resist them. The heroes try to fight back as well as they can and it looks like they found an ally in some vampires that do not approve of the war.

The Strain by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

vim — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:00:13 +0000

A plane lands at an airport in New York but when the ground crew looks inside everyone on it is found dead. Soon the people who are investigating biological threats learn that the plane contained a vampiric virus and it is spreading fast. The team up with a survivor of the Holocaust who has been waiting for this. The vampires war on the humans is about to start.

The Passage by Justin Cronin

vim — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 10:21:04 +0000

The U.S. government once again try to create super-soldiers. This time with the help from the virus of a bat found in the Bolivian jungle. It does not go well and the vampire-like beings get free and spread like wildfire and kill everything. The only one still alive and human after the experiment is Amy, a six year old girl. A century later the humans live in walled of compounds with the light shining all night, trying to survive when they get a new visitor from the outside world. A fifteen year old girl with the name Amy.

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Carriers

vim — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:00:29 +0000

Worldwide virus kill almost everyone. Four survivors try to drive to the southwestern United States where they think there will be a safe zone where they can wait for the pandemic to die out. There car break down and they are forced to interact with people they meet. All in all… meh.

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Resident Evil: Retribution

vim — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:00:26 +0000

It’s fun to see a movie based on a game that is even worse then the source material and the source material here is relly bad to start with. Even as the whole world is lost to the T-Virus the Umbrella Corporation still work on creating a new super virus to sell as a weapon. They do it in a secret base where they have clones of people and clones of towns to test how it works.

Yes… it’s that stupid.

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Iron Sky

vim — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:13:03 +0000

Nazi Germans escaped to the moon after 1945 and in 2018 they return to conquer Earth. It does not end well for Earth .

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The Immortal Rules

vim — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:07:10 +0000

In the future the whole world is rules by vampires and the humans are blood cattle. Allison live in the fringe, the outermost circle of a vampire city. By day she and here friends try to find food and by night they hide from the vampires. All well and good until she gets attacked and almost die. A vampire finds her and offers her the choice to die or to turn her. She pick the later and then she have to accept the fact that someday somewhere she will kill people for blood or go mad.

All in all a nice book but it’s the first of a series so now i have to wait for the next part . Minor complains that i can add is that almost everyone she attack deserve it and there is a romantic scene that does not fit at all.

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The Cabin in the Woods

vim — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 11:00:08 +0000

Five friends travel to a remote cabin for a holiday and monsters try to kill them all. It does sound like a stereotypical horror movie but it is not. No point in destroying the plot here so go and see it .

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Trailer gives to much away to… so i will not put it here .