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The Postman

admin — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:32:11 +0000

Film with Kevin Costner based on the novel with the same name. Costner mills around as the Postman for three hours and fail to get anywhere or get anything done. Things that do not matter is said and everyone he meets try to call him the postman as many time as possible. Overall this is just to long and if you need a dosage of the end of the world read the book.

Knowing

admin — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 22:36:41 +0000

Jonathan (Nicolas Cage) gets a list of numbers written down 50 years ago that have predicted disasters that wold happened in the future. Each one is listed with the numbers of deaths and he try to stop the three last ones on the list. The first two disasters are really well done and it’s nice to see a apocalyptic movie that do not miss the target .

The Darkest Hour

admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 12:27:04 +0000

Earth are invaded by invisible creatures of pure energy that turn people to dust. This film could be good if they characters was something else then idiots and they skipped the horrible speech to save the world. And please, by all that is good and holy, if you are a writer, you do not need a conflict in every line of script.

Survival of the Dead

admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 22:08:41 +0000

More manure in the Dead zombie series. One of the minor characters from Diary of the Dead is the lead in this one and it do not get any better. Please stop making this awful movies I can’t stand another one.

Diary of the Dead

admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 22:05:51 +0000

There was once a man that did three good zombie movies and when his work was done he set out to make shit for the rest of his life. This is the fifth of the Dead series of zombie films and true to his word this movie is really bad. Well I’m not sure that making movies that suck so bad like this is his official plan but I can not find any other way to explain how they can be so worthless.

This movie is filmed in documentary style so we get to enjoy the retard person that always put a camera in everybody face. Yep, like they would survive five minutes in a world where everyone got guns. They run around, they are stupid, there are bad effects work and lots of blood for no reason and in the end everybody dies and the last idiot look into the camera to say some words of wisdom about the human race.

Mutants

admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:46:39 +0000

The world is once again filled with bloodthirsty zombie creatures and stupid lead characters that you hate from the first frame. They try to escape to a military base, he gets bitten, she wish to save him, he turns into a brain eater, she runs around and screams.

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Pinball Wizard

admin — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:34:02 +0000

Pinball games are really not my thing. I know some people wish to have a pinball machine at home but i think it is painful enough to have one on the computer. This is one of the first Amiga pinball games, from 1987 and there is not much to enjoy in this game. One board only and large part of the screen is wasted on a stupid score and settings display. The gameplay do not work that well when the ball bounce around like a cube made out of tar.

Låt det vara Ägg

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:40:29 +0000

Vi har nu fixat ägg bilder för våra betyg till böcker, filmer och annat. Enkel skala med ett ägg för det som är dåligt till fem ägg för det som är riktigt bra. Sen har vi även ett ruttet ägg som delas ut till det som är så dåligt att man kan bli fysiskt sjuk av att prova på det.

Lost City Raiders

admin — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:48:38 +0000

The earth is flooded by global warming and the heroes of this movie try to find the staff of Moses to stop the flood. At the same time a rich real estate owner try to find it so he can flood the whole earth and sell floating houses to everyone.

Yes, that’s the story and it is still the best part of this movie. The effects are horrible, the acting is a disaster and above and beyond the call of duty in ways to suck is the screenplay. The only fun part in this movie is to see James Brolin fail to act in every scene.

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admin — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:46:37 +0000

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